How Well Does Simone Know Us?

     Alright, Maya and I have written a test of sorts for our maybe a little too dear friend Simone. It started out as a follow up interview but quickly morphed itself into a how well does she know us evaluation. She did remarkably, and frighteningly well. We're a little scared. 

1. What would Maya not be caught dead in? (there are a couple of answers) 

     Umm.. Crop tops, maybe.... um. Crocs! Keens! i think i can still smell the stench from when we were eight.. Yeah, and maybe platform shoes.

Answer: Crocs and keens      

2. What two fruits does Adair hate?

     Blueberries and grapes

Answer: Blueberries and grapes 

3. What is Maya doing tomorrow?

     Nothing 

Answer: Nothing 

4. What is Adair's favorite book?

     Fault in Our Stars

Answer: The Fault in Our Stars  

5. What color are Maya's nails right now?

     Greeny bluey? 

Answer: Pink


6. What about Adair's?

     Blue?

Answer: Blue 
 
7. What are the names of Maya's cousins?

     Isaac, Zoe... I remember her, and the other one... um... he's older? I don't know.

Answer: Isaac, Zoe, and Mitchell

8. How many aunts does Adair have?

     Twenty-three? I don't know, Two? Yeah, I'm going to go with two.

Answer: Two

9. How many houses has Maya lived in since last summer? (lived in meaning over a week)

     Like 6? hmm.. 5? yeah, I'll go with five.

Answer: Nine

10. Why is Adair embarrassed by her purple overnight bag?

     Did you puke on it or something? Actually, I'm just gonna say it's ugly, but I don't know.

Answer: It was her diaper bag when she was a baby.

11. What is Maya's mom's old last name?

     Ummm... I'm not sure. Danner? 

Answer: Danner 

12. What was Adair's first dog named?

     Spot... uh.. Fido... Chloe? uhhh, yeah, I don't know.

Answer: Quila

13. What were Maya's cats named before they were Spencer and Gus?

     Chief and poop. no, umm. Ummm what was it? Chief was Spencer? Wasn't gut like Firetruck or something? I don't know. I just know Chief.

Answer: Chief and Rookie 

14. What are Adair's initials?

     AAAAAAAAAAAK!! AAK gurl!

Answer: AAK

15. What are the three passions of Maya's alter ego?

   Lawnmowers, fruit cakes, and cats.

Answer: Lawnmowers, fruitcakes, and cats.

16. What is the middle name of Adair's alter ego?

     Loo or May? I can't remember 

Answer: Adair's alter ego's full name is iZZyh May McFizzyh 

     Simone's final score: 11/16

     We're scared

~ Adair