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| One of Minerva's many cats |
1. What do a raven and a writing desk have in common?
Goodness, this is not an intensible beginning.
2. Make up a tongue twister.
Eat some ice cubules, then drink some very hot soup. Your tongue will be twisted quite!
3. Pick two celebrities to be your new parents.
Oh dear… that would have to be The Grouchy Cat and Myself, of course.
4. What is one book everyone should read?
The manual. It was complimentary with my lawnmower, and it was engripping.
5. If you were a superhero what would your power and name be?
Oh my! How raunchy! Well, I would be called The Cat and Fruitcake and Lawnmower Lady, and I would provide fruitcakes and lawnmowers to cats. I might also like to float in water.
6. If you could meet one person who has died who would you choose?
Aunt Jemima, May she rest in Peace.
7. One food you would never eat?
Betty Crocker.
8. Pet peeves?
Oh, I have no peeves with my pets! We live in a harmony.
9. What you're most likely to do when your parents aren't home?
This is a bit naughty of me, but I suppose I would have to say I lick the floor.
10. Is there a song you could say is the theme song for your favorite book or any of the characters?
The Neon Cat, sailing throughout Space on a Rainbow.
11. Favorite body part?
Whiskers and tails. (NOT claws).
12. All of the sudden, you've developed virtuoso level guitar skills and every band in the world wants you to join. What band do you pick?
Cat Stevens, of course.
13. Favorite youtube video ever?
Well, I’m not sure what my tube is (or if I even have one, oh dear), but I have made an exclamatory “home video” of a cat eating a worm in a fruitcake that I find quite explicable.
14. If you were a giraffe, whose window would you stick your head in at 2 am?
My own, so perhaps I could at last change the lightbulb.
15. If you could get rid of one state in the U.S., which would it be and why?
Alaska. I’ve never liked islands.
16. What song best describes your work ethic?
Ring Around the Rosy.
17. If you could invite any 5 people to dinner who would you choose?
Muffins, Fluffins, Snuffins, Pluffins, and Steve.
18. If you could be anyone else, who would it be?
The wonderful lady from the show nominated as “Hoarders.” Can anyone think of a fate better than to die among their cats?
19. Sell me this glass of water.
Actually, I would suggest tea as a curement for ails rather than water, which, if I must say: fish urinate in. (Forgive my inpardonable language, but it is a fact).
20. Say you are dead — what would your eulogy say about you?
Actually, I have already planned my funereal proceeds. It begins with a salute, by Muffins and Pluffins, then Snuffins and Steve
21. If you were a salad, what kind of dressing would you have?
Tuna Feast.
22. Please spell appoggiatura.
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Oh dear, this doesn’t seem to be working! Newfangled devices and such give me such troubles.
23. Describe yourself in three words.
Iamafelinepsychiatrist Andafruitcakeenthusiast AndIhaveaneffinitywithlawnmowers
24. If you were shrunk to the size of a pencil and put in a blender, how would you get out?
Why would you want to have done that?
25. A penguin walks through that door right now wearing a sombrero. What does he say and why is he here?
What? Where? I must warn my cats. Birds of any kind become them into turmoil.
Thanks again to Minerva for chatting with me!
Thanks again to Minerva for chatting with me!
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